Posted on April 3rd, 2005

I admit it. I play Halo 2. On XBox Live nonetheless. And while, yes, most of the people are indeed teenagers (or younger) who think it is cool to say stupid things, it is a lot of fun being able to play with some of my friends from Florida.

However, like any popular game, there are always “secrets” that abound. One of particular note on Halo 2 is called the “Golden Warthog.” The Warthog is a Hummer/Jeep like vehicle that has a driver, a rider and a gunner manning a vehicle-mounted machine gun. But apparantly there is a magical way you can find a Gold-colored one in one of the levels. While perusing the net about it, I found what was probably one of the best instructions ever given for the finding of a secret in a game.

“TO GET THE GOLDEN WARTHOG YOU HAVE 3 DIFFERENT WAYS. NUMBER 1:GET YOUR XBOX AND THROW IT OUT THE WINDOW AND PICK IT UP AND TURN IT ON THEN BOOM THERE IT IS. NUMBER 2:GET A HAMMER AND SMASH YOUR XBOX 20 TIMES THAN TURN IT ON IF U CAN THEN BOOM THERE IT IS. NUMBER 3:LET THE XBOX LOOK AT YOUR FACE THAN IT WILL GET SO SCARED OF ITS ULGYNESS IT WILL AUTOMATICLY POP UP ON THE SCREEN. THERE YOU GO JUST 2 ONE IT WORKS TRUST ME I DID MM ALL.” – WaMbUlAnCe

Pure, pure genius. WaMbUlAnCe, I applaud you.

123 Responses to “Halo 2 Golden Warthog”

  1. Anonymous says:

    by the way my email is ryan_behr@yahoo.com
    p.s. i am a different anonymous

  2. Anonymous says:

    Dude you think it’s fake wel here are the real instructions…for the non n00bs who don’t wanna throw or hit there xbox

    hey guys if you wanna know how to get the golden warthog listen up. If you wanna get it in campaign then get to the top of metropolis hotel it will be there. Also, if you wanna get it in Headlong then you have to get a normal warthog and drive it into the side of the edge where the banshee spawns and then you gotta get a wraith and launch the warthog with a guy in it. While the wraith lanches the hog up in the sky get out of the wraith and shoot a rocket right at the hog in the sky by locking onto it. make the driver get outa the hog and shoot at it right away. When the hog blows up and spawns back it turns from grey to golden right before your eyes.

    my tag is taz596

  3. Anonymous says:

    well i found the golden warthog and all and my xbox is not wrecked!!! and also i have gone on the cranes in head long etc so it is real

  4. Anonymous says:

    alright losers who make up bs. listen up. there is a golden wart hog. ive been in it. u dont have to go shootin shit at any hog. ive driven it. there are 2 ways
    1)shoot the sighn wit 16 ppl wir rokets and 2) get on the highest building forgot which 1 and there is a button press x and it will fall BUT if u want it to fly and shoot pinnaples go in it and go to any area where u would usually die if u step on and drive it on that.

    thats the way u do it losers

    my gamer tag if fidelo if u wana find out how to do it

  5. Anonymous says:

    http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/5599/For_all_the_halo_lovers_out_there_golden_wart_hog_and_ATV.html

    go on this site if u want to c the golden wart hog and a cool mini car

  6. Anonymous says:

    seriously, there is no golden warthog. And whoever said modders couldn’t find the scarab gun in the game must have been talking to retards. That gun is literally labeled scarab_gun_handheld in the map. When you mod, you use programs that access tabs in the map. There is a tab for EVERY SINGLE thing in the map, and not only is there no golden warthog tab, there is no skin for a golden warthog. No skin, no warthog. I’ve checked.

  7. Anonymous says:

    http://media.putfile.com/goldenhog
    thank you Anonymous! ( i think it was you ) but i watched this clip of this guy get the golden warthog and it was so cool, and if you listen in the backround you can hear the golden warthog hit the ground ontop of the bridge, the he goes and looks at it and drives it around…I NEW IT WAS REAL!!

  8. Anonymous says:

    yeah tht comment ahead of me is alex b a.k.a $ACB$ ( myself ) and yeah tht movie is so cool i almost pooted my panties so get the link from the comment above this one and watch it…you will be amazed

  9. Anonymous says:

    im sceptic if you would like to prove this to me send a reqest to rise aginst

  10. Anonymous :
    Besides all u that try that 16 people rocket crap, I have glitch finding friends that have provingly tested this theory, they taped it and showed it to me…so please don’t be faggots and make this crap up….. PAT THE WISE again…

  11. wikiwiki says:

    that is fukin retarded i mean i can easly get it by super jumpin with my freinds and getting to the button

  12. fireepookemon says:

    umm please i wanna find the goldern warhog that atcually works and not on xbox live and not actually hitting your xbox ps i dont have action replay or xbox 360

  13. fireepookemon says:

    and if you know how to get the golden banshee ir any other gold items please anser

  14. fireepookemon says:

    and if anyone likes pokemon or zelda please tell me

  15. fireepookemon says:

    umm anyone here

  16. fireepookemon says:

    umm watever messege me at nitrokid9@yahoo.com

  17. fireepookemon says:

    sorry I was thinking of my friend email sorry heres my email zeldarules@yahoo.com

  18. fireepookemon says:

    so please messege me at zeldarules@yahoo.com

  19. fireepookemon says:

    hello ppl im back

  20. fireepookemon says:

    anyone here

  21. fireepookemon says:

    bye

  22. Razer8 says:

    ok….i really dont understand.Ive done evry way possible,but not modding.so i have tryed shooting the gate,shooting the bill bored.and,what is the hotel on metropolis?i know what the level is,just dont know were the hotel is….and what building is the “butten” on?

  23. Razer8 says:

    Sorry,i ment butten on headlong.

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